Path, Life, Journey....

She flows with the wind, chasing her dreams ♥ lying on the grassland, dreaming how her future would be.

today is cold and windy... just like spring... LOLL... spring in malaysia!!! impossible... anyway... im very happy today cz i overslept and skipped my classes... and miss xiu wei called me and sort of terrified me ... as she wanna know whether to keep me in her assignment group or not cz i skipped classes... WTH... xiu wei our da ka jie... even though she doesnt look like one...

well, im not gonna make this post for bull shits... just wanna share a few jokes tht i found from the internet.... which i think it's really funny....

mayb u've already read some of them but who cares.. i post for fun.. hope yall enjoy and have fun too =)

i put lots of effort typing each and every letter out since ctrl+v arent working for blogger.. so show some appreciation pls... do not expect high end or glamourous jokes... it's all lame ones.. cz i like fucking lame jokes....

it begins with.........

two blondes walk into a bar, they look very happy so the bartender asks them...
"what are u guys celebrating?"
they say, "we finished a 50 piece of puzzle in just 3 days"
bartender says, "so.......?"
they say, "the box say 8-10 years"


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a blonde and a readhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news.

a man was shown threatening to jump from a bridge, the blonde bet the redhead $50 he wouldn't jump, and redhead replied,"i'll take tht bet"

the man jumped from the bridge, so the blonde gave the red head $50 she owned, the redhead doesnt wan her money..

the blonde said," take it, a bet is a bet"

and the redhead replied,"listen, i have to admit, i saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so i cant take ur money...

blonde replied,"well, so did i, but i nvr thought he'd jump again".....


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during their siver anniversary, a wife reminded the husband: "do u remember when u proposed to me, i was so overwhelmed that i didnt talk for an hour."
the husband replied," yes, honey tht was the happiest hour of my life."


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the girl asks her mother, " where do baby come from?"
mum thinks for a few seconds and replies," well, daddy and mommy fall in love and get married, and we hug and kiss and have sex..

the daughter looks puzzled so the mummy continues,"tht means daddy put his penis into mummy vagina, tht's how u get a baby, honey.."the child seems to comprehend

"oh, i see, but the other night when i came into ur room, u had daddy's penis in ur mouth..what do u get when u do tht?"

mum replies," jewelry, my dear jewelry"

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a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road, a woman is driving down the same road. as they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells," PIG"
the man immediately leans out his window and replies,"BITCH"
they cont on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig right in de middle of the road...

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a man and a wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see through night gown...
later tht night she was getting ready for bed and realized the night gown was still in de box downstairs.
and she walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said." my lord, for $250 they could've at least ironed it."
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lastly, funny pics

hope yall enjoy...

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me,myself and i

they say woman shall nvr reveal their age after their 20th golden birthday.. i gotta agree with tht!!
im a lady who wants everything in this world...
very materialistic indeed.

cosmetics are my bodyguard...i feel insecure without it
handbags are my partners.. i need to have it with me..
shoes are my friendships... i could nt live without it...

♥ ppl with real personalities.. and i believed in KARMA...
i live like a typical lady and pampered like a diva by my boyfriend ♥
my man is everything..♥ ♥ ♥


I love and enjoy my life..
stepping out on different paths and experience different lifestyles is my goal...
to meet nice peeps around the world...

love me not?
i write to express, not to impress...